[18:06:00] @ Harry Potter : I'll be wet for a friend any day


I'm sure we are all aware Bolt *smirks*

I saw Salazar post this in a thread and shared it in the cbox and now I had to share here cause it's so funny. I love your humor:

[23:19:20] Amelia Xavier : LOL SORRY OOC REAL FAST: "5 points each for entertaining us with your extreme puffness and amusing posts. An extra 5 points to Mr. Vincent for doing something other than having sex. Please continue posting as usual." hahahahha
[23:19:36] Amelia Xavier : That was too funny to read

[13:11:01] * Luca Lestrange runs in, grabs Sky and licks her cheek
[13:11:10] Luca Lestrange : I love you like a fat kid loves cake
[13:11:16] * Luca Lestrange runs away again
[13:11:45] * Luca Lestrange tackle hugs her and kisses her face all over
[13:12:01] Luca Lestrange : YOU WILL ... I dont know where im going with this
[13:12:05] * Luca Lestrange runs away again
[13:13:17] * Skyler Riddle doesn't know whether to laugh, blink, or wipe her face off, but goes with wiping her face and wrinkling her nose
[13:14:50] Luca Lestrange : love you!


YES!!!! Both of the Lestrange twins have admitted to loving me!! How many people can say that? Only meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Cuz I'm speshul 8)chyea

Ah Mr. Potter so this is what you do when alone... Very Strange....


[11:48:21] * Harry Potter checks to make sure he is alone
[11:49:38] * Harry Potter transfigures his clothes into a sparkly suit complete with top hat and dances around
[11:52:19] * Harry Potter tries to decide on a fitting song to sing
[11:55:43] @ Harry Potter : Oh babay, baby how was I supposed to knoooow
[11:55:49] * Harry Potter spins around
[11:56:00] @ Harry Potter : That somethin wasn riiiiiight here?
[11:56:34] @ Harry Potter : Oh babay baby, I shouldn't have let you go-o-o
[11:56:51] * Harry Potter hums the next line and dances around, as he doesn't know the words
[11:57:40] @ Harry Potter : Shoooow meee, how you want to toooo be
[11:57:51] @ Harry Potter : Tell me baaaaby, cause I need to know now
[11:57:55] @ Harry Potter : Uh because
[11:58:17] @ Harry Potter : My loneliness is killing me
[11:58:22] @ Harry Potter : Aaaaand I
[11:58:34] @ Harry Potter : I must confess, it's killing me
[11:58:38] @ Harry Potter : Killing me now
[11:59:00] @ Harry Potter : When you're not with me I lose my mind, give me a siiiiiign
[11:59:11] @ Harry Potter : Hit me baby one more time
[11:59:25] * Harry Potter falls into a chair breathing heavily
[12:04:30] @ Harry Potter : I should clear...

[19:09:06 18/06/14] * Leyton Lestrange giggles



Hahahahaha hahahahaha!!!! He GIGGLES!!!!! LEYTON LESTRANGE GIGGLES!! The giggles man. They're the darkest side of him XD





And now, the moment we have ALL been waiting for, prepare to be amazed!!! Because I, Skyler Riddle, have succeeded at the ultimate task. I have made history!! I have accomplished what not other witch, wizard or muggle has ever done before!!!


[00:00:34] @ Silas Lestrange : I love you



TADA!!!!! I've officially gotten all three Lestranges to admit they love me!!! My life, is now complete. I hope you enjoyed the show of epicness. I'll be around all week. Hopefully with new tricks. Don't ask me how I did it though. A magician never reveals their secret

[09:01:51] Leyton Lestrange : Night did you know, Riddle's gonna have my babies




O_O I had no clue your love for me went so deep Leyski. Just a tad bit awkward...

[19:09:52] Luca Lestrange : baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[19:09:55] Luca Lestrange : deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[19:10:08] Luca Lestrange : daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[19:10:10] Luca Lestrange : baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[19:10:13] Luca Lestrange : dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[19:12:37] Luca Lestrange : Yo listen up here's a story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night and everything he sees
[19:12:50] Luca Lestrange : Is just blue like him inside and outside Blue is his house with a blue little window And a blue corvette
[19:13:07] Luca Lestrange : And everything is blue for him and himself And everybody around 'cause he ain't got nobody to listen to I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
[19:13:36] Luca Lestrange : I have a blue house with a blue window. Blue is the colour of all that I wear. Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
[19:13:49] Luca Lestrange : I have a girlfriend and she is so blue. Blue are the people here that walk around, Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside
[19:14:05] Luca Lestrange : Blue are the words I say and what I think. Blue are the feelings that live inside me. I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
[19:14:44] Luca Lestrange : I have a blue house with a blue window. Blue is the colour of all that I wear. Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
[19:14:57] Luca Lestrange : I have a girlfriend and she is so blue. Blue are the people here that walk around, Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
[19:15:52] Luca Lestrange : Blue are the words I say and what I think. Blue are the feelings that live inside me. I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
[19:16:11] Luca Lestrange : Inside and outside blue his house With the blue little window And a blue corvette And everything is blue for him and himself And everybody around 'cause he ain't got nobody to listen to I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
[19:16:19] * Luca Lestrange falls onto the couch spent

[17:51:09] @ Skyler Riddle : It's just..Merlin..Luca is a girl!!
[17:51:55] @ Skyler Riddle : I think he makes a better girl than Draco did actually
[17:52:14] @ Harry Potter : Draco was an excellent girl


LOL. Enough said. XD

[11:31:00 21/10/14] @ Draco Malfoy : Bahaha. Now no one shall see my fail.
[12:57:50 21/10/14] * Fallon Bourne shakes her head
[13:15:50 21/10/14] * Skyler Riddle snorts
[13:16:09 21/10/14] @ Skyler Riddle : Just cuz we can't see it doesn't mean we don't still know it happened
[13:16:13 21/10/14] @ Skyler Riddle :



FAIL DRAKE!!!!!!!!

You know... I scroll down to look at this and burned into my eyes is Potter saying how fantastic a girl I was. Merlin, that's disturbing.

[14:30:49 23/10/14] @ Draco Malfoy : Oi. Get back in here you arse.
[14:36:17 23/10/14] * Draco Malfoy struts around to 'Sexy Back'
[14:37:46 23/10/14] @ Draco Malfoy : Dirty baaaaabe
[14:37:55 23/10/14] @ Draco Malfoy : You see these shackles, baby, I'm your slaaaaave
[14:38:12 23/10/14] @ Draco Malfoy : I'll let you whip me if I miss behaaaaaave
[14:38:27 23/10/14] * Draco Malfoy stops and smirks at nobody
[14:38:34 23/10/14] @ Draco Malfoy : It's just that no one makes me feel this way...

....There are no words to describe this....

[01:52:36] Jenny Silberlöwe : How am I supposed to get it in my mouth? I'm not even sure if my mouth is that wide

[01:52:41] Morphine Sylas : and that's how you take a blow job

[01:52:47] Morphine Sylas : haaaaa

[01:53:10] Morphine Sylas : *giggles childishly* thaaaats what she said

[01:53:19] * Skyler Riddle blinks, then bursts into laughter

[01:53:37] Jenny Silberlöwe : Not to you, asshole




Yes. That's what she said XD

[22:43:24] @ Harry Potter : Though our weird mermaid dance killed my boner...





ROFLMAO *DIES*

[23:51:26] Morphine Sylas : I was just gonna take you to hogsmeade but japan works



Call me crazy, but this made me ROFL. Gotta love Morph XD

He's gonna be Godzilla.

[14:31:38] Kronos Gaunt : (Sorry. Fuck me heels and tights do not make for fun bathroom trips. God bless bladder control.).


Something you might not want to let slip to the rest of your family.